Hangzhou Getaway: Hanting Hotel's Shuren University Charm!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the Hangzhou Getaway: Hanting Hotel's Shuren University Charm! And trust me, it's a journey. I'm going to try and be as helpful as humanly possible, but like, let's be real, my brain is a beautiful, chaotic mess. So, expect some rambles.
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- Description: A brutally honest (and slightly unhinged) review of the Hanting Hotel near Shuren University in Hangzhou. We're talking accessibility, amenities, food – the whole damn experience. Strap in, it's going to be a ride!
The Grand Entrance (and My First Existential Crisis)
First off, pulling up to any Hanting can feel like entering a parallel dimension. The chain is everywhere in China. Finding this one – yeah, it's definitely nestled in the shadow of Shuren University. Now, accessibility… This is where things get interesting.
- Accessibility: Okay, so. The hotel itself has an elevator. A working elevator! (This is already a win in many parts of China, trust me). They say they have facilities for disabled guests. I didn’t see a ton of obvious stuff like ramps everywhere, BUT the front desk was at a good height for… you know, actually being able to deal with it.
- Hotel Chain: Hanting is, well, Hanting. It's a chain. Don't expect the Four Seasons. Expect clean, functional, and a price that makes you breathe a sigh of relief.
The Room: My Fortress of Solitude (And Questionable Carpeting)
Alright, let's dissect the room.
Available in All Rooms: (Deep breath)… Okay, here we go. Air conditioning (thank God, that Hangzhou humidity is BRUTAL). Alarm clock (because apparently, phones aren't enough). Bathrobes (a nice touch, actually). Bathroom phone (…still a thing?). Bathtub (yes!). Blackout curtains (essential for sleeping off jet lag). Carpeting (ah, the carpet. Let's just say I'm not sure how often it gets professionally cleaned, but it looked okay). Closet (yay!). Coffee/tea maker (bliss). Complimentary tea (a bonus). Daily housekeeping (they did a decent job, though my "leave the room in a tornado" aesthetic probably didn't help). Desk (useful!). Extra long bed (blessed, especially if you're tall!). Free bottled water (essential!). Hair dryer (works… eventually). High floor (mine was! Good view, minus the scaffolding on the neighboring building). In-room safe box (always a good thing). Interconnecting room(s) available (never used it, but good to know!). Internet access – LAN (haven’t touched a LAN jack in a decade). Internet access – wireless (hell yes!). Ironing facilities (didn’t use; let's be real, I own more wrinkled clothes than ironed ones). Laptop workspace (desk). Linens (clean enough). Mini bar (meh). Mirror (check). Non-smoking (thank god). On-demand movies (didn’t bother – who has time?). Private bathroom (a necessity). Reading light (useful!). Refrigerator (essential for water). Safety/security feature (smoke detector, always a good thing to have). Satellite/cable channels (too many channels). Scale (I didn’t weigh myself because ignorance is bliss). Seating area (a small sofa. I sat on it). Separate shower/bathtub (luxury!). Shower (worked! Pressure was… adequate) Slippers (yes!). Smoke detector (always a good thing to have). Socket near the bed (important!). Sofa (refer to seating area). Soundproofing (surprisingly good, considering the university crowds). Telephone (for calling down for extra towels or to complain about the AC). Toiletries (basic, but present). Towels (clean). Umbrella (didn't rain while I was there, but good to have). Visual alarm (didn't see any). Wake-up service (I set my own alarm!). Wi-Fi free. Window that opens (needed!).
- My Quirky Observation: The room felt… efficient. Like a well-oiled machine designed solely for sleeping and existing. Not exactly "romantic," but hey, I wasn't looking for romance. I was looking for sleep. The AC was loud but effective. The carpet, I’m still not sure about.
Room Sanitization Opt-out: Didn’t see much about this but I wasn’t asked either.
Rooms sanitized between stays: Based on how they looked, I'd assume so.
Room decorations: Minimalist and functional.
Soundproof rooms: Pretty decent!
Food, Glorious Food (and My Attempt at Buffets)
Okay, this is where things get interesting. Food is crucial when you travel.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: Restaurants, Coffee shops, snack bar. 24-hour room service, (a godsend after a long day of sightseeing or suffering from Hangzhou's food), [A la carte in restaurant, , Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant].
The Buffet Saga: The "breakfast buffet" was included. It was… an experience. Let's just say if you're expecting a five-star spread, you'll be disappointed. But hey, it's food. There was a mix of Asian and Western options, which is helpful, and a coffee machine that dispensed something vaguely resembling coffee. The bread… well, let's just say it wasn't the highlight.
- The Accident: Once, while attempting to navigate the buffet, I accidentally grabbed a plate of something that looked suspiciously like… raw fish. I'm not going to lie, I panicked. Then, I noticed it was a type of… tofu. Crisis averted. But it was a moment.
Alternative Meal Arrangement: Didn’t utilize, but probably available.
Breakfast takeaway service: I think they would have accommodated it if I requested.
Breakfast in room: Probably not.
Breakfast takeaway service: Probably available.
Hand sanitizer: Yes, located in the breakfast area.
Individually-wrapped food options: Limited, some bread.
Safe dining setup: Seemed to be a standard setup.
Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Seemed to be.
Staff trained in safety protocol: Probably.
Keeping it Clean (and Staying Alive): Cleanliness and Safety
They seemed to care about hygiene.
- Cleanliness and safety:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Probably used.
- Cashless payment service: Yes!
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yes, I saw them doing it.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Good to know.
- First aid kit: Hopefully, they have one!
- Hand sanitizer: Available in the lobby and breakfast area.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Probably.
- Hygiene certification: Unclear what certification, if any.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Some bread only.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Somewhat.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Likely.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: No mention of it.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Yes.
- Safe dining setup: Basic.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Seemed to be.
- Shared stationery removed: Good.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Likely.
- Sterilizing equipment: Probably.
- CCTV in common areas: Yes.
- CCTV outside property: Yes.
- Fire extinguisher: Yes.
- Front desk [24-hour]: Yes!
- Non-smoking rooms: Yes.
- Safety/security feature: Smoke detector.
- Security [24-hour]: Yes, and they seemed attentive.
- Smoke alarms: Yes.
Things to Do (Beyond Sleeping): Relaxation? Maybe?
- Spa/sauna: Nope. Forget your spa dreams.
- Gym/fitness, Fitness center: Not a thing.
- **Swimming pool, Swimming
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're going to Hangzhou, and it's going to be… well, an experience. I'm not promising a perfectly sculpted itinerary, folks. More like a messy, glorious, probably slightly chaotic memory-making machine. This is my Hanting Hotel Hangzhou adventure, warts and all. Let's see if I can actually remember things clearly… sometimes it's just a blur, you know?
Trip Title: Hangzhou: Noodles, Night Markets, and Possibly Regret (Kidding! Mostly.)
Accommodation: Hanting Hotel Hangzhou Zhejiang Shuren University (Let's hope the WiFi's decent. I need my Insta fix.)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Wall of… No, Wait, Wrong City.
- Morning:
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Or, attempt to. Let's be honest, the airport coffee was a disaster. My stomach is already questioning my life choices.
- 8:00 AM: Fly into Hangzhou Xiaoshan International Airport (HGH). Pray the flight isn't delayed. I hate flying. I always think the plane is going to fall apart.
- 9:30 AM: Arrive. Breathe. Survive. Find baggage claim. Hope my suitcase hasn't spontaneously combusted or been rerouted to… Ulan Bator.
- 10:30 AM: Navigate the Hangzhou airport. It's big. Like, really big. I swear, I spent longer trying to find the taxi rank than the actual flight took.
- 11:30 AM: Cab to Hanting Hotel. Okay, first impressions: The Hanting looks… functional. Let's not kid ourselves, I'm not expecting the Ritz. But good enough for a head to rest.
- Afternoon:
- 12:30 PM: Check in. Smiling face. I've practiced my Mandarin greeting ("Ni hao!"). I’m ready to unleash this on the unsuspecting receptionist.
- 1:00 PM: Settle in. Unpack (eventually). Discover the amazing mystery of the in-room tea bags. Let's see how strong this tea actually is.
- 2:00 PM: Adventure time! Head out to explore the area around Zhejiang Shuren University. I'm hungry. First priority: Finding food. Hopefully, something less traumatizing than airplane food. I'm thinking dumplings, maybe. I already had a quick search and seen that the local area had a ton of amazing food.
- 3:00 PM: FAIL. I was walking with a phone to my eye and tripped. I can't describe the shame. I'M NOT OKAY!
- 3:30 PM: Food recovery! I finally got hold of some amazing noodles from a small, local place. It was AMAZING. I went to a noodle shop and had some noodles. AMAZING!
- 4:00 PM: More walking. More exploring. More potential tripping hazards. Looking for that perfect Instagram shot. You know, the one that makes everyone think I'm living my best life. (Spoiler alert: I'm usually just slightly bewildered.)
- 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel for a nap. Jet lag is a real jerk.
- Evening:
- 7:00 PM: Dinner! Gotta try the local cuisine. Whatever it is, I'm going for it. Probably. Maybe. The thought of eating something foreign is scarier than the plane trip so far!
- 8:30 PM: Wander around. Night market exploration? Yes, please! I'm ready for the sensory overload: the smells, the sounds, the crowds. Let the bargaining begin! And the accidental purchases of things you definitely don't need.
- 10:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Collapse into bed. Maybe. Pray the earplugs work.
Day 2: West Lake and the Wonders Therein (and My Own Impatience)
- Morning:
- 8:00 AM: Wake up (possibly after hitting snooze three times). Attempt to conquer the hotel breakfast. Fingers crossed it's not all… mystery meat.
- 9:00 AM: Head for West Lake (Xihu). Ah, the iconic, Instagrammable, postcard-pretty West Lake. I've seen thousands of photos. I'm expecting it to be breathtaking. Try not to get run over by a scooter. They come out of nowhere.
- 9:30 AM: First impression. Okay, it is beautiful. But, wow, the crowds! It's going to take patience. I don't do patience well.
- 10:00 AM: Walk along the lake. Take a million photos. Realize I'm taking the exact same photos as everyone else. Feel slightly unoriginal.
- 11:00 AM: Consider a boat ride. Contemplate the cost vs. the potential for seasickness. Decide to wing it!
- Afternoon:
- 12:00 PM: Lunch near the lake. Found a restaurant with a view. The food is… edible. But the view? Amazing. Actually, worth the slightly dodgy food.
- 1:00 PM: Boat ride on the lake. (Sighs happily…) So peaceful. So serene. Until the boats start bumping into each other.
- 2:30 PM: Visit a temple, maybe Lingyin Temple, if I can handle the crowds. (Spoiler: I probably won't handle the crowds. But I'll try.)
- 4:00 PM: Buy some random souvenirs. Because, why not?
- Evening:
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Explore a different part of the city for dining options.
- 7:30 PM: Maybe go on a show if something is on.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Face mask. Bed. Start mentally preparing for the return flight.
Day 3: Tea Plantations, Souvenirs, and the Farewell, For Now…
- Morning:
- 8:00 AM: Maybe attempt to go a tea plantation. I'm actually excited about this. Going to find out all about the tea process.
- 10:00 AM: Tea tasting! Embrace the serenity. Try not to spill tea all over myself.
- 11:00 AM: Buy way too much tea.
- Afternoon:
- 12:00 PM: Last lunch.
- 1:00 PM: Start some last-minute souvenir shopping.
- 2:00 PM: Pack. Maybe. Or possibly just shove everything in my suitcase and hope for the best.
- 4:00 PM: Early check out!
- Evening:
- 5:00 PM: Airport bound!
- 7:00 PM: Flight!
- 8:00 PM: Take off!
- What a trip!
Important Notes (and Potential Shenanigans):
- Language Barrier: My Mandarin is, let's just say, developing. Expect lots of pointing, miming, and awkward smiles.
- Food Adventures: I'm open to trying anything (within reason). But I may also get violently homesick for pizza.
- Crowds: Be prepared for crowds. Everywhere. Embrace the chaos.
- Impulsivity: I'm prone to spontaneous decisions. This itinerary is a suggestion, not a rulebook.
- Honest Reactions: I'll try to share my honest thoughts and feelings, even if they're embarrassing. Hey, it's all part of the fun!
- The WiFi: Seriously, fingers crossed. I need to post updates!
This is going to be an adventure. Wish me luck! I'm gonna need it. And possibly some antacids. Wish me well!
Escape to Paradise: Hotel Allegro Einsiedeln Awaits!
Hangzhou Getaway: Hanting Hotel's Shuren University Charm! (Messy Edition)
Okay, spill it! Is this Hanting Hotel near Shuren University *really* as charming as the brochures say? Because frankly, I'm skeptical.
Charm, huh? Okay, let's be real for a second. The brochures probably show a carefully angled photo, sun dappling the leaves, a lone cyclist thoughtfully pedaling past... The *reality*? Well, it depends. I went expecting some serious Zen vibes. My first impression? A slightly frantic taxi driver, narrowly avoiding a flock of screeching scooters. So, not *immediately* Zen. But… that’s part of the adventure, right? The hotel itself? Clean enough, but you know… Hanting. Think practical, not palatial. No swans on the bed, sadly. But the location? That’s where the magic... or at least, the potential for it… starts to simmer. You *are* near the university. More on that later. Trust me, buckle up.
So, location, location, location. How easy is it to actually *get to* Shuren University from this Hanting? And is it even worth it?
Easy? Define "easy." It's walkable, technically. Like, you *could* walk. I tried it once. Big mistake. First time was during a torrential downpour. Let's just say my meticulously packed suitcase ended up looking like it had been through a carwash. Taxis are readily available (once you decipher enough Mandarin to yell "TAXI!"). The Didi app is your best friend. Seriously, download it. It’s the only reason I survived. As for *worth it*? Absolutely. The university grounds themselves are lovely. The food stalls outside? GOLD. I'm talking seriously good, cheap eats. Imagine a spicy noodle concoction so delicious, it almost made me cry. Almost. The second time I went, I walked. I'd learned my lesson and had an umbrella... and a healthy respect for the chaotic beauty of Chinese traffic.
Let's talk about the *hotel* itself. What are the rooms like, and is the Wi-Fi actually usable? (Because I *need* Wi-Fi.)
Okay, the rooms. They're… functional. Clean-ish. A little generic, a little… hotel-y. Think IKEA meets budget travel. Don't expect luxury. Do expect a TV that might or might not work. Do expect the usual little packets of instant coffee and a kettle that probably hasn't been descaled since the Ming dynasty. The good news? The bed was surprisingly comfortable. After a day of dodging scooters and navigating the sheer volume of humanity, a decent bed is a *luxury*. And the Wi-Fi? Ah, the Wi-Fi. It works. Sometimes. But don't rely on it for important Zoom calls. I learned that the hard way. My boss, bless her, thought I was frozen mid-sentence. I blame the Great Firewall of China. Mostly. So, pack a hotspot, just in case. Or embrace the digital detox! (I failed at that one.)
Food! Tell me about the food! Is there anything edible *near* the hotel, besides the instant noodles I’m expecting to live on?
FOOD! Oh, the food! The hotel itself had a basic breakfast, which I bravely attempted once. Let’s just leave it at that. The real culinary adventure begins outside. Seriously. Head towards the university. The street food is legendary. I’m talking dumplings that explode with flavor, spicy skewers that make your nose run, and these little pancakes filled with… well, I have no idea what, but they were amazing. Every corner is a potential feast. And the prices? Ridiculously cheap! I ate like a king (or at least a very well-fed peasant) for next to nothing. Don't be scared to try things you don't recognize. Point, smile, and embrace the chaos. Be warned, though: the spiciness level is not for the faint of heart. I’m usually a wimp, but I powered through! Or at least, I thought I did. I'm pretty sure my tongue is still recovering.
Okay, let’s get specific. What was the *best* thing you did, experienced, or ate while staying at this Hanting, near Shuren? Give me the juicy details!
Alright, buckle up. The BEST thing? Easy. The *one time* I accidentally stumbled into a student karaoke night. (Yes, "accident" is generous, but more on that.) Picture this: It was pouring rain, I was lost (shocking, I know), and I needed shelter. I saw a brightly lit building, thought "restaurant," and wandered in. Turns out, it *was* a restaurant… that had a karaoke room in the back. Now, I don't speak Mandarin beyond, "Xie xie" and "Ni hao". But the universal language of music prevailed. I got roped in. By a group of boisterous, incredibly friendly Chinese students. Armed with only a vague understanding of the lyrics on the screen, I butchered some Chinese pop song… with gusto. I belted it out like I was auditioning for *The Voice*. They were HYSTERICAL. We all were. We laughed, we sang, we ate questionable snacks (again, point and smile!). They even taught me a few phrases. It was… perfect. It was chaotic, it was loud, it was utterly unforgettable. That night, I experienced the *real* charm. The kind you can’t read about in a brochure. The kind that’s all about genuine connection. That, my friends, is what made the whole trip worthwhile. Totally worth the slightly dodgy Wi-Fi and the questionable instant coffee. Truly. Now, I'm going to go listen to some more Chinese pop music, and shed a single, happy tear.
Oh and one more thing... if you find yourself in a karaoke room... SING! Don't be shy. Embrace the glorious mess of it all.
And the WORST? Don't sugarcoat it!
Well, while that karaoke night was glorious, and let's be honest, the *reason* for the trip, there was a definite downside. It was the taxi. And after the karaoke night. Did I mention it was raining? I *swear* that the taxi driver was trying to set a new speed record for a Chinese city, while his car was falling apart. The interior wreaked of something I couldn't identify. I gripped the seat and prayed. The ride was so terrifying, that I had to go and sit on a bus. That was less dangerous. Not even that bad. Okay, I might have been a bit dramatic there. It *was* a little scary. No more karaoke! I am a professional now. Never ever again. Never.
Would you go back? Honestly?
