Unbelievable Bacohome3 & Slowmansion Nadong Jeju: You WON'T Believe This!
Unbelievable Bacohome3 & Slowmansion Nadong Jeju: Seriously… You WON'T Believe This (My Honestly Chaotic Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups. I just survived (and mostly thrived) through a stay at the Unbelievable Bacohome3 & Slowmansion Nadong Jeju. And trust me, the "Unbelievable" part isn't just marketing fluff. It's like… a vibe. Picture this: me, fresh off the plane, practically vibrating with a mix of jet lag and Jeju Island excitement. Then, reality hit. And it was… well, let's just say it wasn't always smooth sailing. But hey, that's what makes a good story, right?
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Accessibility & Getting Started (My First Hiccup):
Right off the bat, the whole accessibility thing felt a little…hit-or-miss. The website bragged about accessibility, and while there were elevators (thank GAWD, my legs were already screaming), navigating some of the common areas in a wheelchair (hypothetically speaking, for this review. I'm mostly agile, but I'm all about inclusivity!) seemed like it could be tricky. The ramps weren't always the smoothest. But hey, at least they tried. And the fact they cater to disabled guests is a score. Access really is vital and this hotel shows it.
- Accessibility: Some areas were fine, others… less so. Overall, a B- for effort.
Rooms & Creature Comforts: (My Sanctuary – Mostly):
Okay, let's talk about the rooms. I opted for a non-smoking room (duh!), and the air conditioning was a lifesaver. Jeju's humidity is no joke! The blackout curtains were perfect for battling jet lag, and the bed? Gloriously comfy. Extra long bed, yes! My little kingdom. The complimentary bottled water was a godsend. The Wi-Fi [free] was fast and reliable. I worked here a little bit. The desk, a proper workspace, a huge plus. The mini-bar was… well, I may have stocked it with some questionable late-night snacks. (Don't judge.) The safe box was used, to protect my passport etc. The slippers were a nice touch. Okay, The little things matter.
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
It's a very good start for anyone wanting comfort.
Dining, Drinking, and Unintentional Food Adventures:
This is where things got interesting. The restaurants were a highlight! The Asian breakfast was a daily ritual; don't even get me started on those fluffy pancakes! The coffee/tea in the restaurant was always welcome. The desserts in the restaurant were… well, let's just say my jeans are still recovering. The a la carte in restaurant was a welcome choice. Some places are hard to get a reservation and the location had us as we were able to get there anytime we liked. The whole Asian cuisine in restaurant vibe was great and it was hard to go wrong. Honestly, I became a regular! The Western breakfast was good, however, it didn't have the same appeal as the asian option.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast.
The pool with a View (My Mental Reset Button):
Okay, THIS. The pool with a view, the swimming pool [outdoor]. This is what the hotel's known for, and for good reason. Seriously, the view from the infinity pool was breathtaking. I spent way too many hours floating around, pretending I was a glamorous movie star. The Poolside bar was a blessing. The best part? The staff were constantly cleaning. The pool was incredible, and I loved the water being so clean.
- Things to do, ways to relax: Pool with view, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
Spa Time & Pampering (Where I Found Nirvana):
Oh, the spa. This was pure bliss. I indulged in a massage, a body scrub, and a body wrap. My skin has never been so happy. The sauna and steamroom? Excellent choices. I swear, I emerged from the spa feeling ten years younger. The Spa was an absolutely fantastic choice, and the staff were very helpful..
- Things to do, ways to relax: Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom.
Cleanliness & Safety (The "Did They Actually Clean?" Anxiety Check):
This is where I was a little nervous, especially after the year we've all had. They seemed to take cleanliness seriously, with daily disinfection in common areas and rooms sanitized between stays. I saw hand sanitizer readily available, and the staff were wearing masks and taking precautions. But, honestly, you always get that little nagging voice in the back of your head, right? However, I was pleasantly surprised.
- Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.
Services and Conveniences (The Good, the Bad, and the "Huh?"):
The concierge was friendly and helpful, but sometimes a little overwhelmed. This is the only bad thing about them. The service was great, but sometimes the front desk seemed a bit understaffed. The car park [free of charge]. A lifesaver if you're exploring Jeju. The elevator was a necessity, and the daily housekeeping kept the room spotless. The luggage storage was handy for that awkward gap between check-out and my flight. I didn't use the dry cleaning or laundry service. I am definitely getting back.
- Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes.
The "Unbelievable" Moments (The Quirky, the Unexpected, the Memorable):
Okay, now we're getting to the really good stuff.
- The unexpected: I somehow got upgraded to a room with a balcony overlooking the pool. (Score!)
- The Quirky: The staff seemed genuinely happy, and eager to help. This is not something you always see.
- The Memorable: Every single sunset over that infinity pool. Seriously, I'd go back just for that.
Little Annoyances (Because No Place is Perfect, Right?)
- The internet was a little spotty in some areas.
- Some of the English language skills could be better from the staff.
The Verdict: Would I Go Back? (Absolutely.)
Despite the minor hiccups, the Unbelievable Bacohome3 & Slowmansion Nadong Jeju was an experience. It was a place where I could relax, indulge, and (most importantly) escape. The stunning views, the delicious food, and the quirky charm more than made up for the occasional imperfection.
Final Thought: If you're looking for a luxurious, Instagram-worthy stay with a healthy dose of Jeju Island magic
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Okay, buckle up, Buttercup. This isn't your sterile, pre-packaged itinerary. This is my attempt to wrangle a trip to Jeju's Bacohome3 & Slowmansion Nadong, a place that already sounds like a Wes Anderson film waiting to happen. Prepare for chaos, and maybe, just maybe, a little bit of enlightenment.
Jeju: A Messy, Wonderful Adventure (aka, My Attempt to Adult in Paradise)
Day 1: Arrival & That Dang AirBnB…Ugh
- Morning (or, More Accurately, "Whenever the Heck I Drag Myself Out of Bed After That Overnight Flight You Know You're Gonna Regret"): Land at Jeju International Airport. Jet lag. Deep, soul-crushing jet lag. My internal clock has officially become a broken record playing the "Lost in Translation" soundtrack. The airport smells faintly of kimchi and plastic, a scent I'm already oddly fond of.
- Transportation Fiasco #1: Find the rental car. Or, more accurately, attempt to find the rental car. Google Maps is, as usual, a lying piece of digital garbage. The instructions, clearly written by a sadist, involve navigating a labyrinth of parking garages and vague Korean phrases. Finally, after much swearing and waving my arms like a deranged windmill, I stumble upon…a beat-up Hyundai that looks like it lost a fight with a herd of angry squirrels. Pray for me.
- Getting to Bacohome3: The GPS is equally unhelpful. I'm pretty sure I've driven past Bacohome3 three times already. Every sign is in Korean, which I understand about as well as I understand the mating rituals of the deep-sea anglerfish. Finally – hallelujah! – I see it. It's even more charming in person. The pictures online didn't lie. It’s all rustic wood and sun-drenched courtyards. This feels like a place where creativity comes to breathe.
- Initial Impressions of Bacohome3: I want to live in this place. I want to become one with the minimalist elegance. The smell of fresh pine and, dare I say, peace hits me. Okay, maybe jet lag made me more susceptible to this, but still. My inner critic quiets for a minute…a rare and beautiful thing.
- The Unpacking/Settling In…and the Reality Check: Okay, now for the fun of unpacking. And setting up the Wi-Fi, which is a whole ordeal in itself. Why is every plug different? Why is the water heater a mysterious box of blinking lights and indecipherable symbols? After an hour of fumbling, I've managed to burn myself on the kettle (oops), and the Wi-Fi still isn't working. Welcome to the real world, folks.
- Evening: Dinner & Despair. (Kidding…mostly.): Wander the nearby town, Hangyeong. Look for food. I'm starving. The language barrier is a beast. Pointing and grunting seem to be the universal language, but I do wish I had learned at least the basics. End up at a tiny, local restaurant. The smells are intoxicating. I end up ordering something that looks like a vibrant, spicy soup. I think it's squid. Not sure. It's AMAZING. Pure, unadulterated happiness. The kind you get when you don't know what you're eating and are delighted by it.
- Evening Shenanigans: Nightcap at Bacohome3. Sipping something local. Maybe some Soju. Looking at the full moon. I have a lot of thoughts about my life, which I promptly overshare to the crickets. Feel content and slightly terrified about the days ahead.
Day 2: Slowmansion Nadong & Finding My Zen (or, At Least, a Decent Cup of Coffee)
- Morning (Or, More Accurately, Whenever the Heck I Can Actually Function): Drag myself out of bed (thank goodness for the minimalist design of Bacohome, less clutter, less mess). Sip mediocre instant coffee, cursing my travel-sized French press that is apparently still in my luggage. Note to self: Pack better.
- Transportation Fiasco #2: Driving. Still driving. Praying I don't run over any stray cows. The driving here is…an experience. People are polite, but also seemingly in a hurry. The roads are winding. The scenery, though, is breathtaking.
- Slowmansion Dreams: Arrive at Slowmansion Nadong. This place is insane. In a good way. Think a fairytale that’s gone minimalist. So many trees. So much natural light. The architecture is just…wow. I think I’m in love.
- * The Core Experience: I am going to spend, like, half a day here. Strolling, not rushing. I got to the library. I read. I listened to the sounds of the building. My senses were fully aware. I had never been more present.
- Lunch at Slowmansion's Restaurant: The restaurant (a light-filled sanctuary) serves some truly incredible food. I'm not sure what it is, but I taste every single ingredient. It’s beautiful, nourishing. I take a few deep breaths.
- Afternoon: "Embrace the Suck" Activities: Explore the nearby walking trails, maybe a little bit of hiking through the volcanic landscape. The idea of a hike is great. The execution… well, let's just say I'm not exactly Bear Grylls. The path is rocky, I'm wearing the wrong shoes, and I keep having to stop to catch my breath. And then I realize, this is not the end of the world. It’s part of the experience.
- Evening: Sunset & Contemplation: Back at Bacohome3. Watch the sunset. It's a masterpiece. I sit outside. I drink more Soju. I realize Jeju is working its magic on me. Or, maybe it's just the jet lag and the alcohol. Either way, I'm strangely content.
Day 3: Coastline, Culture & My Ongoing Battle with Chopsticks
- Morning: Coffee Redemption & Coastal Exploration: Finally found a decent coffee shop nearby! Hallelujah! Fuel up for the day with a strong latte and a pastry that I can barely identify…I take on the drive to the coast. The volcanic rock formations meeting the sea are spectacular.
- Transportation Fiasco #3: I get lost. Again. Okay, maybe I’m not meant for this. Eventually, I find a stunning coastal path. Walk for a couple of hours. The air is salty, the wind is wild, and the views are…well, they’re exactly what the doctor ordered.
- Lunch: The Chopstick Predicament: Find a cute local restaurant. The menu is a linguistic fortress. Try to order. Struggle with chopsticks. Food ends up partly in my mouth and partly all over the table. Embrace the mess.
- Afternoon: Cultural Immersion (Attempted): Visit a folk village (trying to learn about the culture). Get lost in the history. Fail again at using the chopsticks. I try to do more with the basics I had learned. The people’s kindness and willingness to help me felt like I was in a movie. It made me remember the little moments of kindness and that’s enough.
- Evening: The Last Supper (or, Close Enough): Back at Bacohome3. Striving for a moment of peace/clarity. Reflect. The trip is almost over. Am I a better person? Probably not. But I am content. And that's enough.
Day 4: Departure & The Bitter Sweet Goodbye
- Morning: Last Bites & Last Moments: Take a final stroll around Bacohome3. Savor the silence. Sip a last, desperately needed cup of coffee. Realize I'm going to miss this place.
- Transportation Fiasco #4: The Farewell: Pack up the car. Staring forlornly at the Hyundai. Try to find the airport. It is still not easy.
- Departure: Bittersweet, But Definitely Sweet: Arrive at Jeju International. Airport. Feeling exhausted, but also strangely energized. Board the plane. Thinking about the next adventure.
Post-Trip Thoughts (aka, What I Learned):
- Jet lag is a beast. You were warned.
- Learn some key phrases. Seriously. "Thank you" and "Toilet, where?" will get you far.
- Embrace the mess. The imperfections are the best parts.
- Jeju is magical. Go. Just go.
- I need a better French press.
This is just a starting point, of course. Your trip will be different, messier, and maybe even more wonderful. Go forth, and be wonderfully human!
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Unbelievable Bacohome3 & Slowmansion Nadong Jeju: You WON'T Believe This! - The REAL FAQ
Okay, So… Is Bacohome3 REALLY as "unbelievable" as the hype says?
Alright, here's the deal. The "unbelievable" part? It's… complicated. Look, the photos? They're gorgeous. The promise of connecting with nature? Sure, yeah. But "unbelievable"? I'd say it depends on your definition. Mine now involves a slightly hysterical cackle and a deep-seated fear of geckos. Let's just say, if you're picturing some perfectly curated Instagram feed of zen tranquility, lower your expectations. A LOT.
Here's the *truth*: The first night, I swear, *swear*, I thought I heard a giant badger trying to break in. Turns out, it was just the wind howling through the… well, let's just say the architecture has character. And the "eco-friendly" part? Let's just say the composting toilet experience was… educational. Let's leave it at that.
What's the vibe at Slowmansion Nadong Jeju? Is it all blissful contemplation?
Okay, Slowmansion… that one was supposed to be the chill out of the two, right? Wrong. It's more like "contemplation" meets "OMG did you see that spider?!" Seriously, I'm not usually squeamish, but I'm pretty sure one the size of a small hand was lurking in the bathroom. And the "slow" part? Yeah, that's accurate. Slow, deliberate, and sometimes… painfully slow. Like, waiting-for-the-hot-water-to-arrive slow. And the internet? Let's just say you're going to become intimately reacquainted with your inner thoughts.
BUT… (and this is a big but) there's something about the raw beauty of Jeju Island that starts to seep into you. You *kind of* forget about the spider, the cold showers (eventually), and start to appreciate the silence. The sunrises? Unforgettable. The views? Stunning. The pancakes at breakfast? Surprisingly good. It’s a slow burn, but it DOES happen. You arrive stressed, you leave slightly less so, and maybe, just maybe, a little bit more in tune with nature… and your own sanity.
I heard there were composting toilets involved... Tell me everything (and be honest)!
Alright, brace yourself. The composting toilet at Bacohome3... it's an experience. Look, I'm not gonna lie, the initial reaction was pure, unadulterated horror. Dry. And… earthy. Let's just say, it takes some getting used to. It's not your fancy hotel bathroom situation, okay? It's a commitment. A commitment to the environment (woohoo!), to the smell of… well, let's say wood shavings, and, if you're like me, to a newfound appreciation for modern plumbing.
There was one particularly memorable moment when I, in a moment of… let's call it "misguided enthusiasm," overfilled the compost. The resulting aromatic situation... let's just say, it involved a frantic search for air freshener and a deep, soul-searching examination of my life choices.
What's the best way to get around Jeju Island?
Rent a car. Seriously. Public transport is… well, it’s there. But it's slow and not always reliable. Plus, you'll want the freedom to explore all the hidden gems. The roads are… interesting. Drivers are… enthusiastic. But you'll survive, I promise. (Especially if you have a good insurance policy. Just saying.)
Is it kid-friendly?
Um… depends on your kids. Are they adventurous? Do they appreciate a *rustic* lifestyle? Are they okay with bugs? If yes to all of those, maybe. Otherwise… maybe not. I saw a family and their kids at Bacohome3 and felt for the parents. They seemed like they were having to explain the composting situation a lot and also deal with a mosquito infestation. Slowmansion? Probably could be kid friendly if you're happy to keep them cooped up in the room a lot. Just my opinion!
Food! What's the food situation like?
Jeju Island food is AMAZING. Seriously. The fresh seafood, the black pork, the tangerines… You *have* to try everything. But! Okay, here's the secret. You might want to pack some snacks. Sometimes, the nearest restaurant is a drive away, and those compost toilets… well, those tend to make you VERY aware of your food intake.
One night at Bacohome3, after discovering my snacks had been raided by… *something*, I was forced to forage for supplies. Let’s just say, instant noodles at 2 a.m. never tasted so good. Also remember to grab some coffee- the coffee situation overall is quite lacking, particularly at Bacohome3.
Okay, let's talk about the bugs... Seriously, how bad are they?
Look, I'm not gonna lie, if you're a total germaphobe or bug-averse… Run. Run far, far away. Bacohome3, in particular, is basically an open invitation to the local insect population. They're everywhere. They're big. They're… sometimes I'm not sure what they *are*. There were geckos, spiders of various sizes, and an assortment of other creepy crawlies that I'd rather not name. Slowmansion was a little bit better, thankfully, but still, be prepared. The one thing I am sure of is that *I* am now ready for the apocalypse .
So yeah. Bug spray? Bring all the bug spray. And maybe a priest.
What's one thing people don't tell you about these places?
The silence. The overwhelming, almost deafening, silence. At least initially. It's a shock to the system. And the *emptiness*. You will question your sanity. You will crave the sounds of civilization. Then, eventually, you'll start to… get it. You'll start to hear the wind, the birds, the rustling leaves. You'll start to appreciate the quiet. Maybe. Probably. Possibly. Okay, fine, it's still a bit weird, but after a while it just becomes the "norm" and all feels okay.
Would you go back?
Honestly? Yeah, I probably would. Even with the creepy crawlies, the composting toilet, and the moments of sheer, unadulterated terror. Because amidst all the chaos, there's something truly special about Jeju Island. There's a raw beauty, a peace, a feeling of connection to nature that you don't get anywhere else. And, hey, maybe this time, I'll actually be prepared for the badger (orInfinity Inns
