Unbelievable Galilee Place: Deeriza & U's Batangas Paradise!
Unbelievable Galilee Place: Deeriza & U's Batangas Paradise – My Honest (and Slightly Messy) Take!
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Alright, alright. So, I just spent an agonizingly short weekend at Unbelievable Galilee Place: Deeriza & U's Batangas Paradise, and honestly, I'm still processing it. "Paradise" might be a bit strong, but hey, the marketing team's got a job to do, right? Let's get real about this place, the good, the bad, and the slightly awkward. And trust me, there's a bit of all three.
First Impressions & Accessibility - Was it Even A "Place?" (and can my grandma get around?)
Driving up, the first thing that hit me wasn't the view (more on that later), but the sheer size. This place sprawls! Navigating the grounds is a bit like a mini-trek, which is good for burning off those buffet calories, but… accessibility? This is where things get a little dicey.
Accessibility: They say they have facilities for disabled guests, and there is an elevator (phew!), but it's not, like, fully seamless. I saw a few ramps, but some areas had challenging gradients. It's definitely trying to be accessible, but it's not a smooth, worry-free experience. If you're relying on a wheelchair, call ahead and confirm specifics! This isn't a slam dunk, and honestly, that's the most frustrating thing about a decent resort, just getting the basic right.
Getting around: Parking was plentiful and free – always a plus. Valet parking was available, but I couldn't bring myself to give up my hard-won parking space. (It's the small victories, people!) And seeing the on-site car power charging station made me feel like this resort was at least trying to keep up with the times, with its head screwed on in terms of future planning.
The Room: Cozy Cave or Glam Getaway?
We booked a "non-smoking" room (thank god). Inside, it was clean, and the air conditioning was a lifesaver with the Batangas heat. The blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in, especially after a few too many cocktails. The beds, with extra long bed, and the linens were comfortable. But, like the rest of the resort, it was more functional than "wow."
- They had the basics: complimentary bottled water, a coffee/tea setup, a mini-bar, and a safe. The in-room safe was a little finicky to work, which, admittedly, could just be my tech skills.
- Internet: The free Wi-Fi was pretty reliable. I even managed to stream a movie on my phone – a definite win. Not sure about Internet access – LAN, as who uses a cable?
- Other Room Features: The shower wasn't the most powerful, and they gave you towels and toiletries. The additional toilet, a definite luxury. They also had a desk with a laptop workspace – good for when you have to pretend to work.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: Fueling the Fun (or Fueling My Regret?)
Okay, so the food situation. This is where things got a little uneven.
- Restaurants: They have a few restaurants, including a buffet restaurant (score!) and a place that supposedly serves international cuisine.
- Breakfast: The breakfast buffet was decent, with a mix of Asian and Western options. The breakfast service was included, but it wasn't the culinary highlight of the trip.
- The food: I'd say their desserts in restaurant were the best part. I recommend the, well I still don't know what it's called, but is was delicious. The salad in restaurant was fresh and crisp. The Poolside bar was handy for grabbing a drink while sunbathing.
- Other dining options: The room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver when we were lazy, and they had a snack bar for those mid-afternoon cravings. The bottle of water was essential.
Things To Do & Ways to Relax: Spa, Sun, and… Sauna?
Now, this is where Galilee Place shined.
- The Pool: The outdoor swimming pool [outdoor] was the highlight. The pool with a view was breathtaking.
- Spa: Oh, the spa! I treated myself to a massage, and it was pure bliss. They also offer body scrubs and body wraps, which I didn't indulge in, but they sounded tempting. They also have a sauna, steamroom, and foot bath.
- Fitness Center: There's a gym/fitness center, which I bravely walked past.
- Other options: They had a terrace where you could chill and soak up the sun.
Cleanliness, Safety & COVID-19 Precautions: Are We Safe?
Okay, let's get to the elephant in the room: the pandemic. How did Galilee Place handle it?
- They're trying: They had all the usual stuff: hand sanitizer, daily disinfection in common areas, sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Most staff wore masks, but a few slipped up (let's be honest, it's exhausting). They also offered individually-wrapped food options.
- Things I appreciated: They provided hand sanitizer; they practiced physical distancing of at least 1 meter, and you always know where they keep the first aid kit.
- Room Sanitization: Rooms sanitized between stays.
- The reality: I was left feeling more comfortable than unsafe. BUT I'm not sure how often they utilize Anti-viral cleaning products or how often they employ Professional-grade sanitizing services.
- Other Considerations: The Safe dining setup was present.
Services & Conveniences: Will They Bring My Luggage?
- The good: They had a concierge who was helpful. They offered daily housekeeping (essential!) and laundry service. They have a convenience store for those last-minute needs.
- The less good: The business facilities seemed a little basic, but I wasn't there to work, so no major complaints.
For The Kids: Family Heaven or Chaos Central?
- Family/child friendly: They definitely lean into the family vibe. They have kids facilities, which I didn't personally experience. I did see happy children, so that seemed to work, at least for them!
- Other options: They also offered babysitting service service.
The Unbelievable Part (and the Slightly Annoying)
So, back to "Unbelievable." Here’s where the resort could level up:
- The Staff: The staff, God bless them, are trying incredibly hard. But there were some communication glitches. A few times, they seemed slightly overwhelmed, which is understandable, but a little frustrating.
- The Aesthetics: The overall design is a bit… generic. It's clean, but it lacks the artistic flair.
- The Vibe: It leans heavily into "family vacation." If you're looking for a quiet romantic getaway, you might be constantly reminded that other people are, in fact, vacationing with their kids.
Overall Verdict: Worth the Trip (with some caveats)
Would I go back to Unbelievable Galilee Place? Maybe. It's a solid option for a Batangas getaway, especially if you’ve got a family and want a bit of everything. If you're looking for a luxurious, completely seamless experience, you might want to explore other options. But the pool, the spa, and the fact that it's accessible (to a point) make it a compelling choice.
My Score: 7.5/10 (Room for improvement, but definitely pleasant!)
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because here's my brutally honest, stream-of-consciousness take on a trip to Galilee Place by Deeriza & U Batangas. Think less "polished brochure" and more "scribbled notes on a napkin after way too much sun."
Galilee Place, Batangas: My Attempt at Paradise (Spoiler Alert: It's Complicated)
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Glorious Failure of a Selfie
- 1:00 PM - Getting There (The Torturous Jeepney Ride): Alright, let's be real. Getting to Batangas is NOT for the faint of heart. We're talking a sweaty, cramped jeepney ride that felt longer than the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy Extended Edition. My backpack felt like it was judging me, and the driver, bless his soul, seemed to enjoy every pothole. I briefly considered faking a medical emergency just to get out.
- 2:30 PM - Check-In and the "Oh My God, It's Actually Pretty" Moment: Finally! We arrive. The initial impression? Breathtaking. Lush greenery, the air smelling of… well, air that hasn't been polluted by city life. The staff was super friendly, almost too friendly, like they're expecting something from us later… but I didn't care. I was there, at last.
- 3:00 PM - The Room: Rustic Charm (and the Questionable Wi-Fi): Okay, the room. "Rustic" is the operative word. Think charmingly unfinished. Exposed beams, a surprisingly comfortable bed, and one of those mosquito nets that makes you feel like you're camping, even though you have a proper bathroom. The wifi signal, however, decided to stage a disappearing act 90% of the time. Forget posting that killer Instagram story. Cue internal screaming. "Fine, I'll just live in the moment," I told myself, while simultaneously battling a mild existential crisis.
- 4:00 PM - Poolside and the Selfie Catastrophe: I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to attempt a poolside selfie. Disaster. My hair was a mess, my face was a sweaty mask, and the sun decided to go rogue and glare directly into the camera. The result? A picture that could curdle milk. Abandoned the selfie attempt. Went to jump in the pool.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the Restaurant: Expectation vs. Reality (and the Cockroach): The restaurant was lovely, overlooking the pool. The menu looked promising, but the food took a while to arrive. The first bite of my grilled fish? Divine. I was in heaven. Suddenly, a dark, chitinous shape scurried across my table. I nearly screamed, grabbed the waiter’s attention, and pointed with a shaky finger. That cockroach? He won.
- 7:30 PM - Stargazing (and the Unexpected Emotional Response): Armed with my phone's flashlight and a beer, I went to search for a spot to stargaze. The sky was a vast, inky canvas dotted with diamond-bright constellations. It was beautiful. I started crying. I don't know why. Maybe it was the sheer vastness of the universe, the silence, or a combination of stress. I looked at the stars and just…felt. That’s when I knew I was in love.
Day 2: The Beach, and the Unexpected Spiritual Encounter
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast: The Long Wait, The Joy, and the Ants: Woke up. Went straight to breakfast. The food arrived on time. No cockroaches this time. Perfect! Oh, wait…are those ants?
- 10:00 AM - Onto the beach. The Beach, the Sun, the Sea, and the SAND!: We went to one of the beach near Galilee place. My eyes adjusted. The sparkling, shimmering turquoise sea. The powdery sand between my toes. The sheer, unadulterated joy. The sun was a warm presence. Pure bliss.
- 11:00 AM - Swimming and the Great Snorkel Fail: We snorkeled. I swallowed a mouthful of saltwater (delicious). I tried to look graceful, but ended up looking like a flailing beached whale. Still had a blast.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch by the Beach and a Conversation with a Stranger The food was delicious, the view spectacular. And I had a profound conversation with the old man who sold us lunch. He was full of smiles, even when he was talking about the many challenges he faced in his life. I had an awakening. He was amazing.
- 3:00 PM - Back to Galilee Place I felt refreshed and renewed.
- 5:00 PM - Dinner and the "Almost Perfect" Evening: Dinner was good, a little less impressive than the previous night. I found out that they had a Karaoke night. I ran as far as I could.
Day 3: Departure, Reluctant Goodbyes, and the Promise of Return
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast. One Last Look: Another breakfast, another round of ant battle. But I didn't care. I was already feeling the pangs of sadness. I didn't want to leave.
- 10:00 AM - Packing: The Existential Dilemma of Souvenirs: The inevitable packing phase. "What should I take? What should I leave?" I decided to buy a small, silly souvenir I knew I wouldn't use.
- 11:00 AM - Check-Out and the Heartbreak: The final moments. The friendly staff waved goodbye. I waved back, my heart sinking.
- 11:30 AM - The Jeepney of Doom (Round 2): The grueling ride back to Manila. More potholes. More sweat. More existential dread. But this time, I wasn't as bothered. I had seen something magical.
- 1:00 PM - Home: The Afterglow, and Already Planning My Return: Back home. Exhausted, but exhilarated. Galilee Place? It wasn't perfect, far from it. But it was real, it was raw, and it was unforgettable. I'm already plotting my return. Just gotta find a decent insect repellent…and maybe a better selfie strategy.
Final Verdict: Go. Just Go. It's worth the bumpy ride, the quirky imperfections, and the moments that make you want to scream. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably get a little sunburned…and you'll discover a little piece of paradise. Just bring bug spray. Seriously.
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